Funny Birthday Quotes

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Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

So many candles... so little cake.

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier!

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.

Another year older, none the wiser.

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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